plugs: Bone Thugs ; Wanna Ride #
then you should get it
you really wanna ride
the way you feel it
you really wanna ride
let's ride
ooh, the beat's taking control of my body. :D Love it :P
ehyah ehyah ehyah YEAAAAAH.
22:40
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: propaganda china panda; Vote For PAP #
i am Larry DeLiar. i'm quite honest, really.
my family left me for dead when i was only 2 months old. eventually some unicorns found me in an abandoned warehouse somewhere in the sahara desert. they brought me up as an elephant then realized that i would never fill it's shoes. so they bought me smaller ones to wear. let's not forget the pink socks.
anyway, i'd like to wish all of you who are here reading this a very happy labour day.
and since it is labour day, you do your share of labour by STUDYING!
aren't exams coming? studying is cool.
Larry, Larry.
quite contrary.
12:02
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Yellowcard ; Only One #
Scream my lungs out
Try to get to you
You are my only one
I let go
There's just noone
Who gets me like you do
You are my only my only one
Thanks Luke, I saw that post. :D Thanks for talking some sense into my thick numbskull.
And yes, thanks to Desiree and Karina :) I guess I'll be fine. And to JonChan who's been cheering me up when I was feeling down and cooling me down when I was worked up. :) You get well soon okay?
Chem test on Wednesday, hope I do alright, considering the fact I haven't been able to catch anything Mrs. Rajah's been saying the whole week. I lose my notes, I get lost, in whatever she's saying. I try reading the textbook, I start laughing at some stupid-looking diagram, and end up having weird stares from Mrs Rajah, being laughed at by the whole class, and dubbed 99.9% because my classmates insist I make 99.9% of the noise the whole class is producing! (this is so untrue and everyone knows I'm a quiet little girl).
Getting laughed at is a daily thing for me now, cos sometimes all the time, I'm either doing or saying something stupid, being stupid, or crashing headlong into things, UNINTENTIONALLY. It's the stress from the big exams man. That's one thing I'm damn sure of.
All this joking and fooling around, now it seems almost routine, but somehow, it's the only thing that keeps me going to school, doing my homework, and studying for tests. Screaming would be a good outlet, only I get scolded by teachers like Mrs Ng. Assembly's singspiration would be alot better without action songs, at least I could sleep through it. But no, the teacher up on the podium decides to get everyone up on their feet and do action songs with your partner. In the process of participating, for the sake of avoiding trouble from the teachers, I get whacked right smack in the face, so I scream. And the teacher decides to twist the story. If obliviously, she's prolly deaf or hearing things. She said I screamed twice. And I've had enough of her bullshit, since the start of this year. So I gave it to her straight up, "I screamed once, and I can count."
That's been my week, or what I can remember of it. I've been really tired, all week. It's like I get drained, and never replenished.
09:20
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Switchfoot ; Dare You To Move #
Like today never happened
Maybe redemption is story to tell
Maybe forgiveness is right where you fell
Where can you run to escape from yourself.
Yes Breasto, I wish they never introduced the stupid banding system, I wish stupid Mrs Ng would leave our seating positions alone, I wish we never started going recess with the rest (no, they don't suck, it's just difficult to say stuff in front of them) :( I wish we could talk all night like we used to, and most of all, I wish we never drifted apart, cos it's so hard to grow close again. >:(
I Miss You, Sophil.
We used to hold bitchfests daily, every and any time we felt like it. But now, it seems different, cos I'm the only one bitching, and you're just listening. I dono, I don't like it when Anastasia or Johanna tags along, cos sometimes I wna tell you stuff, but definitely not in front of 'em. I mean, I could be damn straight in their faces, but I know you don't like that, so I just shut up and bottle up all this anger I have against them. Hoping that one day I could legally punch both of them. Sadly, we both know that's never gna be possible.
Anyway, school's been aiight, thanks Marisse for the Apple strudel-tasting muffin from Coffeebean! :D Heh, and thanks for suddenly lifting me off the ground too, and swinging me round about 5 times, screaming the school down.
Dayna's been a cool pal, studying with me. :P Haha, I can read chinese better than you! :DDD
Elana I love the pool table at your house! x)) Hmm, yes, we have to do art next thursday, or Mrs Ong is going to kill us! :( Heh. You're super cute. :D
I don't want to face the exams, time's just going by too fast. I just hope I manage to grasp all the topics I've slept through, especially for Bio. I'm perpetually leaving my notes at home. It gets frustrating, but what am I to do when I can't find my bloody timetable half the time! >:( Just shoot me, now, someone, anyone. And my Chem, is super screwed up, I don't even know how to write an ionic equation! It's even amazing I haven't failed any Chem tests this year. It's like I'm getting from bad to worse. It just is so asdfghjkl; ! Rawrr. And my Chinese? Oh for the love of Mary, I don't even wanna talk about it. I'm never going to get into AcJC /SAJC at this rate. Someone stab me, slit my throat or smtg.
19:23
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Black Eyed Peas ; My Humps #
Lookin' at my lump lump
You can look
But you can't touch it
If you touch it Imma
Start some drama
Heh. Cute song :D Hmm church last night was lonely but oh well, it's like prolly one of the first times I've actually listened to sermon.
My lovin' got you
She's got me spending
Spending all your money on me
Up on me. ;)
Yup, that would work just fine. School's aiight. My daddy decided to starve my tdy, by not giving me a single cent for food consumption. Well done! i bet I've slimmed down abit alr :D Yeay, I hope I manage to achieve my "ideal" weight of hmm, 46kg :) Yeayy :P
18:29
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: PCD ; Flirt #
Makes you look like a fool.
Cool song. :D Hrmm hrmm. bored bored bored. Church later I guess. Hope Rachel and Sarah go. :)
Ytd was hmm. Slack slack slack. I love art periods. I don't have to do anything to get the marks man. And that's the bit that rocks. Usually we start out drawing, and by the time the third bell goes, we're all lazing around, fooling with paper and pen, painting each other, and in Breanna's case, burning umbrellas. You name it, we've done it. But, what the hell, it's art right? :) My progressive mark's 64. :D That's almost a B3 which is fine by me. Better do the Mid yrs well then!
Seeya!
14:27
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Sugar Ray ; Mr. Bartender (It's So Easy) #
Studying with friends is cool, expecially if they're cool friends like JonChan, Soph, Dezzie and Tania! If I haven't mentioned the others I've studied with well, sorry! I don't remember every single person!
Ackk, ChemBio mid-yr practical tmr. Rawrr. And I was supaa happy, thinking there wouldn't be school tmr morning. Only to have my high spirits crushed when Mrs Rajah said, "So girls, I will go through the next chapter with you tmr morning, please go home and study" (Yes, as usual in her hi-i'm-daisy-duck voice.)
Noooo! Why?! Why must there be school tmr morning?! And somemore we've to participate in the Earth Day projectthingamajig. asdfghjkl; ! Blyeah. Hmmm, but I'm watching Take the Lead again! Heh, that movie is addictive. I swear, when it comes out on DVD, imma buy it. :D Hoboy hoboy, yeayy, can't wait for practicals to be over! :DDD
20:22
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Black Eyed Peas ; Feel It #
I watched Take The Lead on Saturday, and I think everyone should should should watch it! Like oh my gosh, I'd say it measures up to as good as You Got Served , Coach Carter , The Longest Yard and Honey . I'll put these five movies in random order, but they're the best I've ever watched! :DDD
Studying with Dayna's cool, especially if she brings you to the computer and logs onto Friendster.com . :DD Hahahah!
I had a helluva good time mocking ah lians who are either dead blind, extremely short-sighted, or just living in denial, and flattering their fellow goddamn-ugly-as-hell sistax ferrebarrXx.
Oh my gosh. Yes, ROTFLMFAO!
Singaporeans will remain the most unique, and at the same time, disgusting race with a language made outta !@#$%^&*()-_+='s, caps and uncaps, with all the necessary "kawaii" decorations e.g. `[+ , *-// , and a million other variations.
And the photos they take, it's always either head tilted down 60 degrees with camera at original eye level, or they place the camera as high as possible, and strain their poor eye muscles, just to ensure they're staring straight into the camera lens.
Also, they enjoy placing their finger in a V-shape (well unless your name starts with V), placed at either their mouth, cheeks or eyes. Variations include using your ring finger and pinky, or curling your index and middle fingers. It's a trend. It'll die off, the later the better, of course. (Or I'd run outta people to make fun of! :( )
WHAT'RE YOU IDIOTS TRYING TO PROVE TO THE WORLD?!
That we're a bunch of horny cheapfucks?
(Yes that's what your "V" pose means!)
I'm sure as hell not proud to be a Singaporean. Even though Social Studies makes me love Singapore. Ironic isn't it. Social Studies, is kinda like propaganda. :P The textbooks tell us students that the government is really good and all that. But we'll never really know for sure will we? Unless one of us does get to be a Member of the Parliament in future. Maybe Mel. ;) So til then, it's just trust.
20:37
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Yellowcard ; Ocean Avenue #
sleeping all day, staying up all night
YEAHDA YEAHDA YEAHDA.
Napfa test was a killer, haven't exercised in like I dono how long, well, besides the sit-ups everyday. :D Hurruhm. It was so unexpected and last minute. Netballers, to Mrs Tng, are always like a back-up plan. Moreover, she doesn't even bother enlightening us on the issue, until she desperately needs our help. We knew a long time ago about our Napfa test. We thought we were doing it today. And then yesterday, she got Chereel to msg the whole team, telling us we've gotta help out. And so we're thinking, like all other years, "we won't have to do our Napfa today, yeay!" And next thing you know, we're doing our Napfa before everybody else! Like whadahell man, this is baby-back-bullshit! You get our hopes up so high and let them come crashing down, with a snap of your fingers. Asshole.
I'm only satisfied with my sit-ups. I bet I'll fail the 2.4, tho I so desperately want a timing of 11:11. Blyeh.
So anyway, we had a debrief after a very, very, very, VERY long wait. Which took up about half an hour of my life.
I hope I get my abs back. :( I know so that I'm growing fat. Really, I am. I used to jump 220, and now I can't even lift my weight off the ground to reach 210. Rawrr. >:(
Zhuowen, I hate doing zhuowens, they're a real waste of time. All you'll ever need of the chinese language, is ordering your chicken rice! Why do they test us on 5 passages! Not counting the close passage where you've to fill in the blanks! >:( It's infuriating at times. each and every time, seeing my marks below passing. And then, on top of reading 6 un-readable passages, you've got to create two passages of your own. Plus, there's a fixed format. Which is so asdfghjkl;-isly difficult to memorise! I mean, I think in English and you want me to memorise something that's in Chinese. I've just come to the realisation that Chinese is no longer a gobble-up-everything-and-regurgitate-it-later subject. I think I'm really fast. :D
I strive to achieve the impossible. i.e. attempting to write a piece of read-worthy work, they call zhuowen. asdfghjkl; ! nyehh blyeh. >:( Stupid chen laoshi tmr, surely scold me, saying what she always says, "yuan jun! zhe shi she me xue xi tai du! mei ci chi jiao gong ke! ni de 'O' shui zhen zun bei cong kao shi ma!" Ahya whadever la she, I getting ready to fail or not, is not decided by me. For sure will have to retake! :(
20:24
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: School comps suck there isn't any music. Rarh.
Hmm. I'm thinking stuff I don't wna think about but, you can't control where your brain wonders to. (No, it isn't what you're thinking.)
We're here to check out all the JC cut-of points. Blyeh. All so difficult! With the points I have now, I can't even think about going to poly. x( Saaaad. Ahya, I dono I think I'll wind up like my momma, some sorta school dropout, and regret later on in life. Rawrrrr! Don't want :( 'whines.pouts.
Hurr, this Thursday is Mid-yr's practical, gag. >:( And no aircon and fan that day. Wonderful, that's just great. Why does Paya Lebar Methodist's Girls' School (Secondary) have to participate in this Earth Day?! Stupid stupid asdfghjkl; 'mutter.mutter.
Okay, Mrs Ng (frowny)'s walkwalkwalkin' around checkin' on us so, gotta go!
ooh boy you lookin' like you like what you see
won't you come over and check up on it
Imma let you work up on it
Ladies let him check up on it
Watch him while he check up on it
Dip it pop it twork it stop it
Check on me tonight ;)
Seeeya!
11:37
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Robbie Williams ; Something Stupid #
by saying something stupid
like I love you
Cheer Up,
SQUISHY. (=
20:57
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Relient K ; Who I Am Hates Who I've Been #
Thats exactly where I lost it
See that line
You never should've crossed it
Stop right there
You never should've said that
It's the very moment
That I wish that I could take back.
I'd better get somma my art done man. Mrs Ong seemed kinda pisst that day. hmmmmmm. I've done one layout. It's bloody big la omg. like the drawing block size! HURRRRRRR. Okay, better go do now.
P/S. I'm so glad things between us are fine again. :)
12:36
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Amber Pacific ; Always You #
Class Partaaye
Sleepover :D
New Albums! :)
21:00
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Tobymac ; Get This Party Started #
Anyway, last week's class party was a blast! Well, screaming our lungs out on the beach was, and spinning in that dish, and bruising everywhere thinkable and unthinkable, well yeah, it was really fun. I love sleeping over at breasto's, cos its cool. :) Like got to talk about stuff, well yeah, mostly girl talk, from guys to well, anything random and probably racist. :P
Mel was coating marshmallows in chocolate for everyone. And since it was Annabelle's birthday, she coated THREE marshmallows in chocolate, and hmm. Okay, I shouted super loudly " hahahha that looks like an ueipui uewmous !!!" Heh. And Joel is super funny, he told us some racist joke about three men.
Oh well, Soph's church is kind of cool but I still like mine better. :) Saw Russell, heh, Russell. Inside joke.
21:05
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Sugarcult ; Bouncing Off The Walls #
I'm lookin' like a fool again
Throw away my reputation
Another song for the radiostation.
Yhello yellow dirty fellow
sitting on the marshmallow
bitten by the mosquito
swallowed by the toilet bowl!
HAHA. bye!
11:08
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: The Click Five ; Catch Your Wave #
No, I'm not lesbian. :D
Nyeh nyeh blyeh. >:( I think I'm gna fail today's Chinese paper, cos I didn't understand the first li jie wen da passage! First it was talking about dogs and their pet owners, and then it moved onto the relationship between children and their parents. All the while I did the paper, thinking, "What the bananas! How do the two issues link up?! o.0 " Yes and so, I prolly answered every question in that part wrongly, which pretty much sucks, but not as if there's anything I can do about it. >:( And that's the bit that irritates me.
As is Math, I feel like just throwing my hands up in despair, but I know I can't do that. I totally forgot how to make an equation for a line on the graph! x( I don't wna fail this one too! The concept of Co-ordinate Geometry is something I had not been, still am not, will never be able to grasp! It's this complicated thing with one hundred and one different formulae! >:( Life doesn't get any better than y=mx+c , or (Y2-Y1)/(X2-X1) , or well whichever others I can't remember right now.
But anyway, all this is done and over, no point in brooding :)
Went to the Incineration Plant at Tuas today. My gosh, it was the second smelliest place I've ever been to. The first being the dumps in Cambodia. It was all quite fun, there was this long empty hallway, so being bored, I said to Mel, "Eh! Race you there!" Haha, and Desiree thought I was for real, and we really ran to the end. Haha! Oh man, I ran super slowly. My bra felt like it was dropping. :X And my shoes were slipping off, so from start to finish, it was just alot of sliding, thundering footsteps, bra-holding and well, yeah, racing. You wouldn't call it running, no, it was just a bloody madrush :D Hahaha. Desiree I can always count on you to be sporting at such dumb stuff :)) And that's whad's cool about you girl ;) Oh, the soya bean milk the guides provided us with was quite nice, but a little too unsweetened. Hmm, stupid Yeo's company. Hurrrr. The soyabean left an aftertaste of watermelon.
Fun times with 4C2 I'll never forget. :D
19:41
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Yellowcard ; Miles Apart #
I'll keep you deep inside
You're always in my heart
hoboy, there's no tests tmr, I'm dreading tution. Just the thought of it makes me feel depressed. No, not the subject. It's something nobody but Sophil will ever understand.
Oh, then there's Incineration Plant visit on Friday, like wdh! Nooooo... Dowan! >:( It's so asdfghjkl;-ishly smelly, but not as smelly as all the insects in the world tho. Or maybe worse. Hmmmm, I screwed the test today.
Like majorly majorly messed up. My hands were so tired of writing, they almost went on strike. It's like yeah I'm telling myself "C'mon, finish the damn paper and you can rest." But my hands were like "I don't give a shit I'm not writing this stupid summary, nuh-uh." That kinda thing. Stupid fingers.
We were supposed to praise the 'xing qi wu zhou bao' company on improving the newspaper so that it suits the taste of secondary school students, and then give them tips on how to further improve. I dono whad on earth overcame me, but I asked for an article on Jessica Alba, like wdh! No link, so off. >:( But whads done's done. Looks like my body's giving way under the pressure the teachers are putting on us, along with the stress I give myself to do well, which is rather rare, since I've never given two hoots about Chinese in the past what, 10 years?
So anyway, had English test for the last 1 and a half hours to dismissal. That was when I knew that my body wasn't working for me anymore. My hands screamed to stop writing, and I gave in to them. I did my summary for the comprehension, putting less than minimal effort into it. I wrote less than 100 words thats for sure. Come to think of it, I didn't even count the number of words! o.0 I'm damn sure that I'm gonna get a single digit mark for my summary this test. And the comprehending part was less than perfect. There were so many difficult words I didn't even know existed, like where the hell did the setter get this passage from! Why don't they ever have books like that in the library! And they blame us for our below standard command of English. What's the meaning of nepotism, or maybe try explaining phalanx and some others I don't even remember how to spell. I sure hope the Olevel paper isn't this difficult. Or if it is, let the Cambridge markers be blind to all my mistakes.
So much for my day being alright. I guess I lied, sorry Squishy! x( I feel so asdfghjkl; >:( Rawr.
/Edit
I am beginning to hate life. Maybe I should end it all, but then again, I figure there's always something worth living for, and I've found what that something is. :) It's Jesus. And seeing my bestfriend getting married :P (yes, dearest aggravatingheadache, I'll be your dj :D )
End/
20:20
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Eminem ; When I'm Gone #
well, asides from certain human beings, okay okay I shouldn't judge people. Hmmmm.
Yeaaaaaay, this Saturday is the breastos sleepover, just me and my girlfriend :D i love love love love LOVE my bestfriend. It mayn't show but that don't matter. Girl talk in the room on the 3rd floor, with a beautiful view of the seaside :DD Can't wait! x))
Seeeeyaaaaa!
21:02
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Sugarcult ; Pretty Girl (The Way) #
a serial
beetle killer.
:) And
damn
proud
of it too!
20:15
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: no song here. just me, the huge strawberry.
there's something green and leafy on the top of my head.
ashley's tired and pooped, not in the blogging mode.
she has to sleep early as well, if not her backside will explode.
when you see her in school, please wipe her drool,
but only if she's sleeping.
if you see her eye, just poke it dry,
but only if she's weeping.
so now, i'm finished for today,
but please keep staying tuned.
it's been fun, it's almost done,
and i'm tired so i won't end with a rhyme.
HAH! YOU GOT CHEATED!
21:47
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: HI MY NAME IS LUKE.
so i'm here to tell you how lovely O levels are,
and what good english is about.
'O' Levels.
yes, it does sound boring and stressful. but it ain't!
it's the reason secondary schools exist!
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TAKE IT, YOU SHOULD HAVE QUIT SCHOOL LONG AGO.
now that statement could have negative consequences, but it's ashley's blog.
and i'm not luke. i am a huge strawberry.
psssst. so blame ashley.
now, on to good english.
that's right. here in singapore, especially in the hawker centres, we see ALOT of WHAT GOOD ENGLISH IS NOT.
elements in good english:
1)pronunciation.
2)punctuation.
3)perturbation.[what does it mean?]
good pronunciation means you say words as they're meant to be said.
like "gentle" is NOT pronounced as "genteel", or even worse, "genital". that would be tragic.
good punctuation. here's a classic example. observe the 2 following sentences.
i)I helped my Uncle, Jack, off a horse.
ii) i helped my uncle jack off a horse.
the above sentences look deceivingly similar, but in meaning, mean a WORLD OF DIFFERENCE!
don't make me explain.
perturbation means excitement. uuuuh. yes. excitement. exciting english.
stay in school! read lotsa books and eat lots of sleep!
hehe. happy april fools' to you, ashley.
14:03
Darmritpad ; Ashh
plugs: Rascal Flatts ; What Hurts The Most #
10:22
Darmritpad ; Ashh
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